The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log out… – Anon.
WARNING: Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue. – Anon.
COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key. – Anon.
Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though. – Anon.
Press any key… no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE! – Anon.
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue… – Anon.
Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N) – Anon.
General Failures Fault. Not Yours. – Anon.
Hit any user to continue. – Anon.
Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying. – Anon.
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue. – Anon.
Earth is 98% full. Please delete anyone you can. – Anon.
Cannot find REALITY.SYS…Universe Halted. – Anon.
