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Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-

This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide he exposes himself. – Rodney Dangerfield

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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home. – Rodney Dangerfield

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I was the type of guy that used to get up in the morning and go out and just out run everybody on the field without stretching or warming up or anything. – Bo Jackson

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The present moment is nice but it does not last. Living in it is like waiting in a junction town for the morning limited the junction may be interesting but some day you will have to leave it and you do not know where the limited will take you. – Bruce Catton

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In the morning, I reach for the sports page. – Lisa Guerrero

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As we moved along in a little procession, I was delighted with the illumination of the streets. So many lamps, and they burned until morning, my father said, and so people did not need to carry lanterns. – Mary Antin

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A daughter may outgrow your lap, but she will never outgrow your heart. – Author Unknown

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Sometimes it is the person closest to us who must travel the furthest distance to be our friend. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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So one reason the science educators panic at the first sign of public rebellion is that they fear exposure of the implicit religious content in what they are teaching. – Phillip E. Johnson

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When youre dead, youre dead. Thats it. – Marlene Dietrich

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