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Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-

This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Yeah, I know Im ugly… I said to a bartender, Make me a zombie. He said God beat me to it. – Rodney Dangerfield

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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home. – Rodney Dangerfield

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I myself spent nine years in an insane asylum and I never had the obsession of suicide, but I know that each conversation with a psychiatrist, every morning at the time of his visit, made me want to hang myself, realizing that I would not be able to cut his throat. – Antonin Artaud

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Of all the songs Ive recorded, Amarillo By Morning always sticks out in my mind. – George Strait

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Everything can be taken from a man but one thing: the last of human freedoms – to choose ones attitude in any given set of circumstances, to choose ones own way. – Viktor E. Frankl

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Money is everywhere but so is poetry. What we lack are the poets. – Federico Fellini

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