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Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-

This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me. – Rodney Dangerfield

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A girl phoned me the other day and said… Come on over, theres nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Home
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My wifes jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Jealousy
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Between 2 and 3 in the morning of the 19th inst. I was aroused by the cry that the enemy was upon us. – Richard Francis Burton

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Morning

I spent every night until four in the morning on my dissertation, until I came to the point when I could not write another word, not even the next letter. I went to bed. Eight oclock the next morning I was up writing again. – Abraham Pais

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Morning

It doesnt much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find next morning that it was someone else. – Samuel Rogers

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Morning

Prayer is the key of the morning and the bolt of the evening. – Mahatma Gandhi

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Morning

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The purpose of getting power is to be able to give it away. – Aneurin Bevan

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Maturity is often more absurd than youth and very frequently is most unjust to youth. – Thomas Alva Edison

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Jews and homosexuals are the outstanding creative minorities in contemporary urban culture. Creative, that is, in the truest sense: they are creators of sensibilities. The two pioneering forces of modern sensibility are Jewish moral seriousness and homosexual aestheticism and irony. – Susan Sontag

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Sometimes a couple stays together for the sake of the kids — two kids who pledged to be forever true. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Love