Whats the use of happiness? It cant buy you money. – Henny Youngman
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time thats not so bad but New York City? – Henny Youngman
Whats the use of happiness? It cant buy you money. – Henny Youngman
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time thats not so bad but New York City? – Henny Youngman
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. – Henny Youngman
A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student. – Henny Youngman