Whats the use of happiness? It cant buy you money. – Henny Youngman
Shes been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. – Henny Youngman

Whats the use of happiness? It cant buy you money. – Henny Youngman
Shes been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. – Henny Youngman
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – Henny Youngman
I know a man who doesnt pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car. – Henny Youngman