Whats the use of happiness? It cant buy you money. – Henny Youngman
A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student. – Henny Youngman

Whats the use of happiness? It cant buy you money. – Henny Youngman
A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student. – Henny Youngman
This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, hes Frank and in Chicago hes Ernest. – Henny Youngman
When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. – Henny Youngman