Quote by Steve Martin
What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without m

What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke. – Steve Martin

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Throughout my whole life, as a performer, Ive never played with a band. Ive always played alone, so I was never required to stay in rhythm or anything. So it was a real different experience for me to start playing with a band. There were so many basic things for me to learn. – Steve Martin

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A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. – Steve Martin

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My hand is the extension of the thinking process – the creative process. – Tadao Ando

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Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. – Samuel Butler

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These days, newish art can be priced between $10,000 and $25,000. When I tell artists that a new painting by a newish artist should go for around $1,200, they look at me like Im a flesh-eating virus. – Jerry Saltz

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The highest art is always the most religious, and the greatest artist is always a devout person. – Abraham Lincoln

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I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. – Rob Lowe

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The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one. – Joan Baez

When a man sends you an impudent letter, sit right down and give it back to him with interest ten times compounded, and then throw both letters in the wastebasket. – Elbert Hubbard

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My advice to someone to follow in my footsteps is to have patience. Ive been doing this for twelve years. – Christina Milian

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