Logo
Quote by Jay London
I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I not

I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger. – Jay London

Other quotes by Jay London

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London

Category:
Medical
Author
Jay London
Read Quote

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London

Category:
funny
Author
Jay London
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Home
category

I cant drag myself away from Final Cut Pro. It is a digital video editing system. I am obsessed with it, but I am always away from home, and I cant use it. – Margaret Cho

Category:
Home

The quest for peace begins in the home, in the school and in the workplace. – Silvia Cartwright

Category:
Home

Ive seen the greatest actors in the world, transcendent talents, who cant find a home. – Laura Linney

Category:
Home

New York City is home to so many people from so many places and the uniqueness of it is that you never feel a foreigner. English is almost hardly ever heard in the subway. In fact, its weird. – Mira Nair

Category:
Home

Random Quotes

Other men it is said have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art enough. – George Moore

Category:
Compliments

It is not true that people stop pursuing dreams because they grow old, they grow old because they stop pursuing dreams. – Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Category:
Dreams

Unity is strength… when there is teamwork and collaboration, wonderful things can be achieved. – Mattie Stepanek

Category:
strength

I Know You Care is about my dad. And I havent seen him for a long, long time. And my parents divorced when I was really young. And I guess I just wanted a – it was my way of saying that I wasnt bitter or angry anymore. I was just sad and just felt like something was missing. – Ellie Goulding

Category:
dad