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I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I not

I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger. – Jay London

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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlights. – Jay London

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My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. – Jay London

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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London

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Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate dont move. – Satchel Paige

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The one thing that offends me the most is when I walk by a bank and see ads trying to convince people to take out second mortgages on their home so they can go on vacation. Thats approaching evil. – Jeff Bezos

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