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I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I not

I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger. – Jay London

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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London

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I would have gone home to my mother, but Im not that crazy about my mother. – Cher

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Social topics may hit too close to home for people, but then again, if you pull a heartstring, then thats what country music is. Its not just songs about getting drunk and leaving your girl. – Kenny Chesney

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Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they get hurt. In fact, the Florida Marlins said thats why they never hit any home runs. Its a safety issue. – Jay Leno

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Especially when you play at home, you need a good atmosphere behind you. – Jose Mourinho

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