I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger. – Jay London
I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. – Jay London
I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London
There is one timeless way of building. It is a thousand years old, and the same today as it has ever been. The great traditional buildings of the past, the villages and tents and temples in which man feels at home, have always been made by people who were very close to the center of this way. – Christopher Alexander