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I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I not

I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger. – Jay London

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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London

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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London

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The more one does and sees and feels, the more one is able to do, and the more genuine may be ones appreciation of fundamental things like home, and love, and understanding companionship. – Amelia Earhart

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I came home every Friday afternoon, riding the six miles on the back of a big mule. I spent Saturday and Sunday washing and ironing and cooking for the children and went back to my country school on Sunday afternoon. – Ida B. Wells

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So Im more at home with my backpack, sleeping in a hotel room or on a bus or on an airplane, than I am necessarily on a bed. Its weird being here. It feels like Im standing next to my real life. – Henry Rollins

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Any old place I can hang my hat is home sweet home to me. – William Jerome

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Show me a guy whos afraid to look bad, and Ill show you a guy you can beat every time. – Lou Brock

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