Logo
Quote by Jay London
I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I not

I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger. – Jay London

Other quotes by Jay London

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London

Category:
Medical
Author
Jay London
Read Quote

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlights. – Jay London

Category:
funny
Author
Jay London
Read Quote

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. – Jay London

Category:
dating
Author
Jay London
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Home
category

I have two homes in Malibu, a home in Canada that Im building, and I just love pouring my heart out into this part of my life. – Pamela Anderson

Category:
Home

I grew up in an abusive home and was told on a daily basis by my father that I would never amount to anything and that I looked like a boy. – Janice Dickinson

Category:
Home

I still close my eyes and go home – I can always draw from that. – Dolly Parton

Category:
Home

The land created me. Im wild and lonesome. Even as I travel the cities, Im more at home in the vacant lots. – Bob Dylan

Category:
Home

Random Quotes

Theres more pressure to be famous for being yourself than if youre being a character. – Kim Kardashian

Category:
famous

My obsession with time informs my poetry so completely it is hard for me to summarize it. We want time to pass, for new things to happen to us, we want to hold on to certain moments, we dont want our lives to end. – John Barton

Category:
Poetry

I hear my friends and my mom tell me Im special, but honestly, I still dont get it. – LeBron James

Category:
mom

From the spinners, Anil and I have been together for a long time and I respect him a lot. – Sachin Tendulkar

Category:
respect