I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger. – Jay London
I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlights. – Jay London
I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London
The juvenile sea squirt wanders through the sea searching for a suitable rock or hunk of coral to cling to and make its home for life. For this task, it has a rudimentary nervous system. When it finds its spot and takes root, it doesnt need its brain anymore so it eats it! – Daniel Dennett