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I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I not

I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger. – Jay London

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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlights. – Jay London

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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London

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