Quote by Jenny Eclair
Well, Im not good with sliminess. I hate the thought of creatures

Well, Im not good with sliminess. I hate the thought of creatures that have slime on them or creatures that leave a slimy trail. At home, the sight of a slug can bring up my breakfast. – Jenny Eclair

Other quotes by Jenny Eclair

I think I might actually die of showing off. Itll be on my headstone – Cause of Death: Showing Off. – Jenny Eclair

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Death
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I was trained as an actress. But I wasnt a very convincing actress, so I started doing punk poetry and then fell into doing stand-up. – Jenny Eclair

Category:
Poetry
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As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965, I didnt know that funny women existed. It wasnt until I got back to England that I realised women could be funny. – Jenny Eclair

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funny
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Other Quotes from
Home
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My wife was delighted with the home I had given her amid the prairies of the far west. – Buffalo Bill

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Home

To be an ideal guest, stay at home. – E. W. Howe

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Home

In all honesty, at that time, I never saw myself as an author… I was just a Mom in a state of panic, trying to enter a short story contest to win the prize money in order to keep the lights on in my home. – Leslie Banks

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Home

I often feel very guilty because of the time that I spend outside of my home and the little time that sometimes I have for my kids. – Antonio Banderas

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Home

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Although I have lived in London, I have never really considered London my home because it was always going to be a stopping-off point for me, and it has been too. – Annie Lennox

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The female that loves unrequited sleeps,
And the male that loves unrequited sleeps,
The head of the money-maker that plotted all day sleeps,
And the enraged and treacherous dispositions, all, all sleep. – Walt Whitman

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Unrequited Love

If you cry Forward you must be sure to make clear the direction in which to go. Dont you see that if you fail to do that and simply call out the word to a monk and a revolutionary, they will go in precisely opposite directions? – Anton Chekhov

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communication

I believe that economists put decimal points in their forecasts to show they have a sense of humor. – William Gilmore Simms

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Humor