Quote by Jenny Eclair
Well, Im not good with sliminess. I hate the thought of creatures

Well, Im not good with sliminess. I hate the thought of creatures that have slime on them or creatures that leave a slimy trail. At home, the sight of a slug can bring up my breakfast. – Jenny Eclair

Other quotes by Jenny Eclair

I have a fear of poverty in old age. I have this vision of myself living in a skip and eating cat food. Its because Im freelance, and Ive never had a proper job. I dont have a pension, and my savings are dwindling. I always thought someone would just come along and look after me. – Jenny Eclair

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Fear
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I think I might actually die of showing off. Itll be on my headstone – Cause of Death: Showing Off. – Jenny Eclair

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Death
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I was trained as an actress. But I wasnt a very convincing actress, so I started doing punk poetry and then fell into doing stand-up. – Jenny Eclair

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Poetry
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I live a dual life. On the red carpet, its complete glam. But at home, Im a jeans and T-shirt kind of girl. Simple can be beautiful. – Ashley Greene

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Love begins at home, and it is not how much we do… but how much love we put in that action. – Mother Teresa

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Home

I consider myself a product of Alaska. The love and the debt that I feel to my home state, you always want your hometown to be the proudest of you. – Jewel

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Home

My real fantasy if I was to drop out would be to live in a mobile home and be a hippie and drive around festivals and have millions of children – children with dreadlocks and nose rings – and play the flute. – Rachel Weisz

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Home

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