Quote by Jenny Eclair
Well, Im not good with sliminess. I hate the thought of creatures

Well, Im not good with sliminess. I hate the thought of creatures that have slime on them or creatures that leave a slimy trail. At home, the sight of a slug can bring up my breakfast. – Jenny Eclair

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I think I might actually die of showing off. Itll be on my headstone – Cause of Death: Showing Off. – Jenny Eclair

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I dont do marriage. I think its incredibly naff. And I dont like vulgar displays of ostentation. – Jenny Eclair

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Marriage
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Ive just got crap hair. Although I inherited a lot of stuff from my dad, including giant knees, I didnt get his good, thick hair. I got my mothers thin, wispy, non-event hair instead. – Jenny Eclair

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dad
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Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, Im tired. – Mae West

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A hundred men may make an encampment, but it takes a woman to make a home. – Chinese Proverb

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One of the oldest human needs is having someone to wonder where you are when you dont come home at night. – Margaret Mead

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I much prefer working with kids whose life could be completely upended by a reading of a book over a weekend. You give them a book to read – they go home and come back a changed person. And that is so much more interesting and exciting. – Russell Banks

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