Quote by Kate Clinton
I want to host a religious show. Im sure nobody will be wanting th

I want to host a religious show. Im sure nobody will be wanting the 11 oclock spot on Sunday morning. I think we should really get some of our own preachers and preach that gay is good. And wed have a great choir. – Kate Clinton

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I try something new every night. Its an hour show if it works I maybe try it a few more times and then move that off and try something new. Its a great workshop for me. – Kate Clinton

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Lesbian humor isnt trying to sell anything, it doesnt have to sell out. Coming out as a lesbian onstage is still a very political act if it werent, more women would do it. – Kate Clinton

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Some women cant say the word lesbian… even when their mouth is full of one. – Kate Clinton

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