Four Hundred Laughs: Or, Fun Without Vulgarity, compiled and edited by John R. K's Quote - Woman first tempted man to eat; he took to drinking of his own acc

Woman first tempted man to eat; he took to drinking of his own accord. – Four Hundred Laughs: Or, Fun Without Vulgarity, compiled and edited by John R. K

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