Quote by Sam Ewing
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar hairc

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. – Sam Ewing

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The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect. – Sam Ewing

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Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he’s talking about. – Sam Ewing

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When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasnt the old home you missed but your childhood. – Sam Ewing

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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. – Lucille Ball

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The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. – Jerry M. Wright

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With my daughter, we do arts and crafts, we read a lot, we listen to music, and we cut the strings off balloons and bounce them around after birthday parties. – Lisa Loeb

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I can put my legs behind my head and sing Happy Birthday. Because thats something that me and my friends used to do when we were in gymnastics class as kids, and I can still do it. I was doing it since I was 8 and 9. They used to call me Gumby. Very bendy. – Emmy Rossum

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People think celebrities dont have to worry about human things like sickness and death and rent. Its like youve traveled to this Land of Celebrity, this other country. – David Duchovny

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