Quote by Sam Ewing
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar hairc

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. – Sam Ewing

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When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasnt the old home you missed but your childhood. – Sam Ewing

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Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career. – Sam Ewing

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Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he’s talking about. – Sam Ewing

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My ace in the hole as a human being used to be my capacity for remembering birthdays. I worked at it. Whenever I made a new friend, I made a point of finding out his or her birthday early on, and I would record it in my Filofax calendar. – Susan Orlean

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Most of us can remember a time when a birthday – especially if it was ones own – brightened the world as if a second sun has risen. – Robert Staughton Lynd

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Love the giver more than the gift. – Brigham Young

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I just had my 30th birthday and we went turkey shooting. Its what I wanted to do, so we went. – Kelly Clarkson

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