Quote by Sam Ewing
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar hairc

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. – Sam Ewing

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Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some dont turn up at all. – Sam Ewing

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Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career. – Sam Ewing

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Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands — and the rest of the year on the financial rocks. – Sam Ewing

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Let them eat cake. – Marie Antoinette

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Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding youre exactly the same. – Audrey Hepburn

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I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff. – Chaz Bono

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Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever. – Don Marquis

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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. – Les Dawson

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No Government has the moral authority to dismantle the universally understood meaning of marriage. – Keith OBrien

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