Quote by Sam Ewing
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar hairc

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. – Sam Ewing

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Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands — and the rest of the year on the financial rocks. – Sam Ewing

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Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career. – Sam Ewing

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dad
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The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect. – Sam Ewing

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In 1993 my birthday present was a star on Hollywoods Walk of Fame. – Annette Funicello

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As I approach my 88th birthday, its become apparent to me that my eyes and ears, among other appurtenances, arent quite what they used to be. The prospect of long flights to wherever in search of whatever are not quite as appealing. – Mike Wallace

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Some people wont go the extra mile, and then on their birthday, when no one makes a fuss, they feel neglected and bitter. – Anne Lamott

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Well take the cake with the red cherry on top. – Navjot Singh Sidhu

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I get so tired listening to one million dollars here, one million dollars there, its so petty. – Imelda Marcos

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We must not discriminate between things. Where things are concerned there are no class distinctions. We must pick out what is good for us where we can find it. – Pablo Picasso

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The day of small nations has long passed away. The day of Empires has come. – Joseph Chamberlain

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There is certain relief in change, even though it be from bad to worse! As I have often found in traveling in a stagecoach, that it is often a comfort to shift ones position, and be bruised in a new place. – Washington Irving

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