Quote by Sam Ewing
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar hairc

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. – Sam Ewing

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Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands — and the rest of the year on the financial rocks. – Sam Ewing

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Vacations
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The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect. – Sam Ewing

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Government
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Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some dont turn up at all. – Sam Ewing

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Other Quotes from
Birthday
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The turning point was when I hit my 30th birthday. I thought, if really want to write, its time to start. I picked up the book How to Write a Novel in 90 Days. The author said to just write three pages a day, and I figured, I can do this. I never got past Page 3 of that book. – James Rollins

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Birthday

There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know. – Lewis Carroll

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Birthday

My mom wont let me buy high-fashion stuff unless its TK Maxx or a birthday occasion. – Chloe Moretz

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Birthday

I worked at an ice cream parlor called Chadwicks. We wore old-timey outfits and had to bang a drum, play a kazoo, and sing Happy Birthday to people while giving them free birthday sundaes. Lots of ice cream scooping and $1 tips. – Amy Poehler

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Birthday

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3D is quite a lot more advanced in animated movies for live-action movies were just taking baby steps, were just in the beginning. – Ang Lee

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I can do small things in a great way. – James Freeman Clarke

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