It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. – Mark Twain
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. – Mark Twain
It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. – Mark Twain
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. – Mark Twain
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. – Mark Twain
He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. – Mark Twain