It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. – Mark Twain
The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven. – Mark Twain

It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. – Mark Twain
The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven. – Mark Twain
There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one – keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy. – Mark Twain
When people do not respect us we are sharply offended yet in his private heart no man much respects himself. – Mark Twain