It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. – Mark Twain
Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain

It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. – Mark Twain
Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain
Drag your thoughts away from your troubles… by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. – Mark Twain
Let us endeavor to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. – Mark Twain