It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. – Mark Twain
Man was made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain

It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. – Mark Twain
Man was made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain
Drag your thoughts away from your troubles… by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. – Mark Twain
Dont go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. – Mark Twain