It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. – Mark Twain
I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time. – Mark Twain
It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. – Mark Twain
I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time. – Mark Twain
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain
After adding trillions to the debt on big-government policies most Americans didnt ask for and which we couldnt afford, Democratic leaders say they need more money, which they intend to take from small business, even though small businesses create the majority of new jobs. – Mitch McConnell