It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. – Mark Twain
If the desire to kill and the opportunity to kill came always together, who would escape hanging? – Mark Twain
It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. – Mark Twain
If the desire to kill and the opportunity to kill came always together, who would escape hanging? – Mark Twain
I did not attend his funeral; but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved of it. About a politician who had recently died – Mark Twain
Its interesting when people make comments about celebrities weight gain or lack of weight gain as if theyre a medical professional thats treating that celebrity. Like, This doctor does not treat Jessica Simpson, but thinks her weight is unhealthy. If you dont treat her, then how do you know? – Busy Philipps