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I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most peo

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. – Author Unknown

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I plan on living forever. So far, so good. – Author Unknown

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Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. – H.L. Mencken

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Did you ever have the measles, and if so, how many? – Artemus Ward

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Einstein said, “God does not play dice with the world.” Now if the dice would only stop playing God. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Nothing fools people as much as extreme passion. – Bishop Hall

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When it comes to the president, we have to respect him, we have to protect him, and we have to correct him. And in my career, since hed been on the national stage at least, Ive had – Ive always respected the president. – Tavis Smiley

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You can measure time in days, weeks, months, or in beards. – Author Unknown

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A mother who is really a mother is never free. – Honore de Balzac

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