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I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most peo

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. – Author Unknown

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The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away. – Tom Waits, Small Change

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A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him. – Sir Winston Churchill

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As I may or may not say to the Lord on Judgment Day, “You ask a lot of questions for someone who has so much explaining to do.” – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself. – Rita Mae Brown

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