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I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most peo

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. – Author Unknown

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Someone has said: “A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking.” – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962), quoted from a physiology lecture by his Uni

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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. – Elayne Boosler

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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. – Carl Zwanzig

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If you teach your children nothing else, teach them the Golden Rule and “righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.” – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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The art and science of asking questions is the source of all knowledge. – Thomas Berger

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