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I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most peo

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. – Author Unknown

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The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. – Nicholas Chamfort

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Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. – P.D. East

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Confucius say: Fellow with magnetic personality always point north. – Terri Guillemets, 1990

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As I may or may not say to the Lord on Judgment Day, “You ask a lot of questions for someone who has so much explaining to do.” – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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The gallows were used to punish criminals, for instance the pharoahs would chop off peoples heads and impale their bodies on poles for birds to eat and the Bible says that one of the reasons Jesus came was so that would not happen anymore because he lifted some sort of curse. – James Dye

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I regret the passing of the studio system. I was very appreciative of it because I had no talent. – Lucille Ball

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Ive always kind of had an interest in the drums but nothing else. The drums are the only thing I feel I would be good at, because Im a very physical person. Ive always played sports and stuff. Drums would give me something to do. – Taylor Lautner

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The printed page conveys information and commitment, and requires active involvement. Television conveys emotion and experience, and its very limited in what it can do logically. Its an existential experience – there and then gone. – Bill Moyers

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