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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just com

Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. Its unbridled, its unplanned, its full of suprises. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

My theory on housework is, if the item doesnt multiply, smell, catch on fire or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Housework
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Erma Bombeck
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Im trying very hard to understand this generation. They have adjusted the timetable for childbearing so that menopause and teaching a sixteen-year-old how to drive a car will occur in the same week. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Youth
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Erma Bombeck
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Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. Its literary suicide. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Comedy
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Erma Bombeck
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

It is quite true, as some poets said, that the God who created man must have had a sinister sense of humor, creating him a reasonable being, yet forcing him to take this ridiculous posture, and driving him with blind craving for this ridiculous performance. – David Herbert Lawrence

Category:
Humor

I tried to go out for theater or theater arts, but I was too scared or too intimidated. But I had a lot of friends on the cross country team that had great senses of humor. – Dana Carvey

Category:
Humor

Bands from Akron have a sense of humor and dont tend to take themselves too seriously. – Dan Auerbach

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Humor

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? – Bob Hope

Category:
Humor

Random Quotes

I have come one step away from everything. And here I stay, far from everything, one step away. – Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

Category:
Life

Coffee: The first peripheral! – Author Unknown

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Coffee

You only get one album. You only get one single. You get one shot in music. But I have a million different dreams. Why cant I go out and try to achieve them all? Who are you to say I cant? – Lucy Hale

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Dreams

So, we have choice, and sometimes it seems very hard, but the best way to heal physically or emotionally is to keep positive. – Petra Nemcova

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positive