Quote by Erma Bombeck
Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just com

Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. Its unbridled, its unplanned, its full of suprises. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. – Erma Bombeck

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Birthday
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Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one Im taking with me when I go. – Erma Bombeck

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Home
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I dont think I could ever do a network sitcom because the humor is often based on some trite circumstance. I dont want to be a part of a show where its mostly about coming up with the jokes. – Sherilyn Fenn

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Humor

Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, well likely not see another like him. – Dick Van Dyke

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Humor

Its your outlook on life that counts. If you take yourself lightly and dont take yourself too seriously, pretty soon you can find the humor in our everyday lives. And sometimes it can be a lifesaver. – Betty White

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Humor

A boy is naturally full of humor. – Robert Powell

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Humor

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None are so empty as those who are full of themselves. – Benjamin Whichcote

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I hate organized religion. I think you have to love thy neighbor as thyself. I think you have to pick your own God and be true to him. I always say him rather than her. Maybe its because of my generation, but I dont like the idea of a female God. I see God as a benevolent male. – Julia Child

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Religion

There is never just one thing that leads to success for anyone. I feel it always a combination of passion, dedication, hard work, and being in the right place at the right time. – Lauren Conrad

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Success

He who is overly attached to his family members experiences fear and sorrow, for the root of all grief is attachment. Thus one should discard attachment to be happy. – Chanakya

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Family