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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just com

Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. Its unbridled, its unplanned, its full of suprises. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

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Housework
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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. – Erma Bombeck

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Birthday
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Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother. – Erma Bombeck

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mom
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Other Quotes from
Humor
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We are really living the American dream, to be a successful brand in the States and in Europe and to steep ourselves in our heritage. But we do it with a sense of humor. We dont take ourselves too seriously in fashion. – Tommy Hilfiger

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Humor

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. – Allen Klein

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Humor

I regard the writing of humor as a supreme artistic challenge. – Herman Wouk

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Humor

The secret to humor is surprise. – Aristotle

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Humor

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As the first Hispanic female governor in history, little girls often come up to me in the grocery store or the mall. They look and point, and when they get the courage, they ask Are you Susana? and they run up and give me a hug. – Susana Martinez

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But what I hope for from a book – either one that I write or one that I read – is transparency. I want the story to shine through. I dont want to think of the writer. – Anne Tyler

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I dont compromise my principles for politics. – Chris Christie

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Though it be in the power of the weakest arm to take away life, it is not in the strongest to deprive us of death. – Sir Thomas Browne

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