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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just com

Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. Its unbridled, its unplanned, its full of suprises. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Im trying very hard to understand this generation. They have adjusted the timetable for childbearing so that menopause and teaching a sixteen-year-old how to drive a car will occur in the same week. – Erma Bombeck

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Youth
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Erma Bombeck
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I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Courage
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Erma Bombeck
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Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart. – Erma Bombeck

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Desserts
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Erma Bombeck
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Other Quotes from
Humor
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Poor David Hume is dying fast, but with more real cheerfulness and good humor and with more real resignation to the necessary course of things, than any whining Christian ever dyed with pretended resignation to the will of God. – Adam Smith

Category:
Humor

I cant not put humor in a book. – Albert Brooks

Category:
Humor

Philip Larkin has a tough honesty and sense of humor that I find irresistible, as a contemporary poet. – Robert Morgan

Category:
Humor

Theres a hysterical, tired sense of humor that comes after working 14 hours a day, six days a week. I like those things because they take the pressure off the constant stress. – Tom Berenger

Category:
Humor

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Joy is more divine than sorrow; for joy is bread, and sorrow is medicine. – Henry Ward Beecher

Category:
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It is the artists business to create sunshine when the sun fails. – Romain Rolland

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Dental hygienists are boss of the floss. – Dental Saying

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Dental

All of the books in the world contain no more information than is broadcast as video in a single large American city in a single year. Not all bits have equal value. – Carl Sagan

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Technology