Quote by Erma Bombeck
Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just com

Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. Its unbridled, its unplanned, its full of suprises. – Erma Bombeck

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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. – Erma Bombeck

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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

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For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that its time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward. – Erma Bombeck

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The comic is the perception of the opposite humor is the feeling of it. – Umberto Eco

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There are psychological repercussions to illness and we need a little more help to get through the effects not only on the afflicted but on the family. And I think theres even a place for humor in that. – Alan Thicke

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There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble. – Sinclair Lewis

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But it also became the experience, or was the experience, of the writers who were attracted to this kind of humor. Theyre all men or women who come from the same kind of experience in their own lives. – Norman Lear

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