Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. – Ronald Reagan
History teaches that war begins when governments believe the price of aggression is cheap. – Ronald Reagan

Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. – Ronald Reagan
History teaches that war begins when governments believe the price of aggression is cheap. – Ronald Reagan
I will stand on, and continue to use, the figures I have used, because I believe they are correct. Now, Im not going to deny that you dont now and then slip up on something; no one bats a thousand. – Ronald Reagan
The taxpayer – thats someone who works for the federal government but doesnt have to take the civil service examination. – Ronald Reagan
Sometimes, comics will make the observation that its not jokes that are funny, its characters that are funny. And isnt that true! Thats why I always kill jokes. Im terrible at them, because I get the joke right, but I cant get the character right, and it just goes down like a lead balloon. – David Mitchell
Womens humor seems to be a little more supportive. Its just kind of trying to make the other one laugh through funny voices and kind of talking about other people. I respond to that. I feel less like Im going to get beat up in a room full of women than I do in a room full of guys. – Paul Feig