Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities Truth isnt. – Mark Twain
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. – Mark Twain

Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities Truth isnt. – Mark Twain
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. – Mark Twain
He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. – Mark Twain
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. – Mark Twain