The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. – Mark Twain
Nothing seems to please a fly so much as to be taken for a currant; and if it can be baked in a cake and palmed off on the unwary, it dies happy. – Mark Twain

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. – Mark Twain
Nothing seems to please a fly so much as to be taken for a currant; and if it can be baked in a cake and palmed off on the unwary, it dies happy. – Mark Twain
The man who carries a cat by the tail learns something that can be learned in no other way. – Mark Twain
If they had not landed there would be some reason for celebrating the fact. – Mark Twain