The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. – Mark Twain
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. – Mark Twain

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. – Mark Twain
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. – Mark Twain
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. – Mark Twain
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. – Mark Twain