The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. – Mark Twain
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. – Mark Twain

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. – Mark Twain
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. – Mark Twain
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. – Mark Twain
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. – Mark Twain