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Quote by Mark Twain
The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twai

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

Every time you stop a school, you will have to build a jail. What you gain at one end you lose at the other. Its like feeding a dog on his own tail. It wont fatten the dog. – Mark Twain

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Prison
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Mark Twain
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The banging and slamming and booming and crashing were something beyond belief. On Lohengrin – Mark Twain

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Opera
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Mark Twain
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The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven. – Mark Twain

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Humor
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Other Quotes from
Death
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Nothing in life is promised except death. – Kanye West

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Death

Death is the easiest of all things after it, and the hardest of all things before it. – Abu Bakr

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Death

Time rushes towards us with its hospital tray of infinitely varied narcotics, even while it is preparing us for its inevitably fatal operation. – Tennessee Williams, “The Rose Tattoo”

Category:
Death

If death is in the room, its pretty interesting. But I would also say that Im interested in getting myself to believe that its going to happen to me. Im interested in it, because if youre not, youre nuts. Its really de facto what were here to find out about. – George Saunders

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Death

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Happiness is like the penny candy of our youth: we got a lot more for our money back when we had no money. – Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic’s Notebook, 1960

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No man expects a great deal from marriage. He is quite satisfied if his wife is a good cook, a good valet, an attentive audience, and a patient nurse. – Author Unknown

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If it looks good, youll see it. If it sounds good, youll hear it. If its marketed right, youll buy it. But… If its real… youll feel it. – Kid Rock

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There is no personal charm so great as the charm of a cheerful temperament. – Henry Van Dyke

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Charm