Quote by Lily Tomlin
The best mind-altering drug is the truth. - Lily Tomlin

The best mind-altering drug is the truth. – Lily Tomlin

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I guess if people couldnt profit from war I dont think there would be war. – Lily Tomlin

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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. – Lily Tomlin

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Happiness and virtue rest upon each other the best are not only the happiest, but the happiest are usually the best. – Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you dont let it get the best of you. – Will Rogers

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Always do your best. What you plant now, you will harvest later. – Og Mandino

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I know Im not the best. Im not the best singer, Im not the best songwriter, Im not the best player. – Kid Rock

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Im glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere. – Dane Cook

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