Quote by Jack Handey
As the evening sky faded from a salmon color to a sort of flint gr

As the evening sky faded from a salmon color to a sort of flint gray, I thought back to the salmon I caught that morning, and how gray he was, and how I named him Flint. – Jack Handey

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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared. – Jack Handey

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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but when I told that story around the campfire, nobody got scared. – Jack Handey

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If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason. – Jack Handey

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There is certainly something in angling that tends to produce a serenity of the mind. – Washington Irving

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There are two types of fisherman – those who fish for sport and those who fish for fish. – Author Unknown

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