Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain
But when the time comes that a man has had his dinner, then the true man comes to the surface. – Mark Twain
Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain
But when the time comes that a man has had his dinner, then the true man comes to the surface. – Mark Twain
Its good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. – Mark Twain
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. – Mark Twain