Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. – Mark Twain

Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. – Mark Twain
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. – Mark Twain