Quote by Marie Corelli
I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at ho

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night. – Marie Corelli

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Such lovely warmth of thought and delicacy of colour are beyond all praise, and equally beyond all thanks! – Marie Corelli

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