Quote by Ellen DeGeneres
I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut. - Ellen DeGener

I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut. – Ellen DeGeneres

Other quotes by Ellen DeGeneres

So many people prefer to live in drama because its comfortable. Its like someone staying in a bad marriage or relationship – its actually easier to stay because they know what to expect every day, versus leaving and not knowing what to expect. – Ellen DeGeneres

Category:
Marriage
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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is. – Ellen DeGeneres

Category:
Grandparents
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funny
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Comedy is so subjective. You could be in a room with 400 people laughing at a joke and you could just not think its funny. Youre just sitting there like, Am I in the twilight zone? Why is everyone laughing? Its such a personal thing. People have such a personal visceral response to comedy. – Todd Phillips

Category:
funny

Marie Antoinette was funny, Im sure she was just misinterpreted. You know the Let them eat cake line. She seems like she was kind of funny, like a Chelsea Handler or Kathy Griffin type. – Colin Quinn

Category:
funny

I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses. – Stephen King

Category:
funny

With Portlandia, I dont think our intention is always to find something funny. Sometimes the humor comes from taking something really seriously. Were okay with making somebody feel uncomfortable or uneasy. – Carrie Brownstein

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you. Matthew – Bible

Category:
Enemy, Enemies

Without tact you can learn nothing. Tact teaches you when to be silent. Inquirers who are always questioning never learn anything. – Benjamin Disraeli

There is no logical reason why the camel of great art should pass through the needle of mob intelligence. – Rebecca West

Category:
Intelligence

We praise a man who feels angry on the right grounds and against the right persons and also in the right manner at the right moment and for the right length of time. – Aristotle

Category:
Time