Quote by Ellen DeGeneres
I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut. - Ellen DeGener

I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut. – Ellen DeGeneres

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My dad is still Christian Scientist. My moms not, and Im not. But I believe in God, and that theres a higher power and an intelligence thats bigger than us and that we can rely on. Its not just us, thinking we are the ones in control of everything. That idea gives me support. – Ellen DeGeneres

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dad
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Comedy can be, especially in a writers room, really aggressive, kind of a very male-dominated room, and it would be hard for women. Its not a nurturing place. Its not like a lot of women are going to say, I cant wait to live that lifestyle and be in a writers room until 2 or 3 a.m. – Ellen DeGeneres

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Id like to be more patient! I just want everything now. Ive tried to meditate, but its really hard for me to stay still. Id like to try to force myself to do it, because everybody says how wonderful meditation is for you, but I cant shut my mind up. So patience and learning is the key. – Ellen DeGeneres

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Im writing a book. Ive got the page numbers done. – Steven Wright

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Im the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern. – Mickey Rooney

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Only bad golfers are lucky. Theyre the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky. – Lee Trevino

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I dont deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I dont deserve that either. – Jack Benny

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Its so amazing, standing on the corner -this happened in Washington, D.C. – and somebody comes by in a Cadillac and you hear Manic Monday on the radio, and you dont even know this person, and theyre listening to it and singing along with it. Wow! Blows your mind. – Debbi Peterson

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Weve climbed the mighty mountain. I see the valley below, and its a valley of peace. – George W. Bush

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I had a traditional interview based on a phone call from an agent. He says theres a show and they would like to see you and its called Dallas. With very little knowledge I go over to this meeting at Warner Brothers. – Steve Kanaly

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Fear can make all of us do the wrong things sometimes. – Vanessa Paradis

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