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I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut. - Ellen DeGener

I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut. – Ellen DeGeneres

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I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. Ellen DeGeneres. – Ellen DeGeneres

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Comedy
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Ellen DeGeneres
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Ive been trying to find women writers for my staff for a while now and I have three women on my staff and three guys so its pretty equal. I dont know why that is. Its been the same thing for a while. Its hard for female comedians to stand out. Thats weird. Thats a shame. – Ellen DeGeneres

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Women
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Ellen DeGeneres
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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is. – Ellen DeGeneres

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Grandparents
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If you work at comedy too laboriously, you can kill whats funny in the joke. – Richard Russo

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By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another mans, I mean. – Mark Twain

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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. – Casey Stengel

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God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. – Naguib Mahfouz

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