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I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut. - Ellen DeGener

I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut. – Ellen DeGeneres

Other quotes by Ellen DeGeneres

Even before I knew I was gay, I knew I didnt want to have a child. I knew I didnt want to have one. I never want to have to release it from me. Listen, I love babies. I love children. And I melt when Im around them. I also love my freedom and I love that I can sleep at night. – Ellen DeGeneres

Category:
Freedom
Author
Ellen DeGeneres
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So many people prefer to live in drama because its comfortable. Its like someone staying in a bad marriage or relationship – its actually easier to stay because they know what to expect every day, versus leaving and not knowing what to expect. – Ellen DeGeneres

Category:
Marriage
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Ellen DeGeneres
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Life is funny and it is interesting how we make it as serious as possible. – Elisha Cuthbert

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funny

Its funny because Im a sucker for glitz and glitter when it comes to clothes and nail polish, but with my makeup, Im more comfortable with a natural look. It feels more like me. – Alison Sweeney

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funny

Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave. – Quentin Crisp

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funny

Always remember your kids name. Always remember where you put your kid. Dont let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers… for yourself. And, when in doubt, make funny faces. – Amy Poehler

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funny

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Too cheerful a morality is a loose morality; it is appropriate only to decadent peoples and is found only among them. – Emile Durkheim

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For fast-acting relief, try slowing down. – Lily Tomlin

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Misery is a communicable disease. – Martha Graham

Category:
Attitude

He looks the whole world in the face for he owes not any man. – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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