Quote by Ellen DeGeneres
I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut. - Ellen DeGener

I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut. – Ellen DeGeneres

Other quotes by Ellen DeGeneres

So many people prefer to live in drama because its comfortable. Its like someone staying in a bad marriage or relationship – its actually easier to stay because they know what to expect every day, versus leaving and not knowing what to expect. – Ellen DeGeneres

Category:
Marriage
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We have two dogs, Mabel and Wolf, and three cats at home, Charlie, George and Chairman. We have two cats on our farm, Tom and Little Sister, two horses, and two mini horses, Hannah and Tricky. We also have two cows, Holy and Madonna. And those are only the animals we let sleep in our bed. – Ellen DeGeneres

Category:
Home
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I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because its such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her. – Ellen DeGeneres

Category:
mom
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I would love to play Funny Girl or Evita, but I idolize the women who have played those parts. I dont know if there needs to be another version of those shows. – Idina Menzel

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funny

The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen

Category:
funny

Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement. – Ronald Reagan

Category:
funny

When youre in love its the most glorious two and a half days of your life. – Richard Lewis

Category:
funny

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Ive never been a hands-on dad. Im not ashamed to admit it, but you cant run a restaurant and be home for tea at 4:30 and bath and change nappies. – Gordon Ramsay

Category:
dad

If the highest things are unknowable, then the highest capacity or virtue of man cannot be theoretical wisdom. – Leo Strauss

Category:
Wisdom

Knowledge is not simply another commodity. On the contrary. Knowledge is never used up. It increases by diffusion and grows by dispersion. – Daniel J. Boorstin

Category:
Knowledge

Every moment of your life that is not a complete nightmare is happiness. – Merrill Markoe

Category:
Happiness