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Always remember your kids name. Always remember where you put your

Always remember your kids name. Always remember where you put your kid. Dont let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers… for yourself. And, when in doubt, make funny faces. – Amy Poehler

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Improvisation is almost like the retarded cousin in the comedy world. Weve been trying forever to get improvisation on TV. Its just like stand-up. Its best when its just left alone. It doesnt translate always on TV. Its best live. – Amy Poehler

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Both conservatives and liberals watch Parks and Recreation, and they each think the show is for them, which is really cool. SNL was totally different. It was exciting because everyone was paying attention. Political humor works when people know what youre talking about. – Amy Poehler

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In terms of the creative side of it, its really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever. – Trey Parker

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Its funny how people who aint never been down there can think that America is so fair and that we should be alright. Its funny that the people who have their foot on our neck are telling us, Get up. Whats wrong with you? – Ice Cube

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But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if youre funny you will get over all of that. – Wanda Sykes

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I dont have a caustic sense of humor. What I find funny, that humor comes from a much gentler place. – Vera Farmiga

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