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When I was a kid, my mom used to run the vacuum cleaner, and the n

When I was a kid, my mom used to run the vacuum cleaner, and the noise would bother me so much that I would run into the woods to calm down. I feel like that vacuum cleaner has been on since I moved to New York City. – Steve Burns

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And I think that if I were a for real celebrity that was recognizable everywhere, Id just crawl under a rock and you know, have someone run over the rock with a car, or something. – Steve Burns

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