Quote by Steve Burns
When I was a kid, my mom used to run the vacuum cleaner, and the n

When I was a kid, my mom used to run the vacuum cleaner, and the noise would bother me so much that I would run into the woods to calm down. I feel like that vacuum cleaner has been on since I moved to New York City. – Steve Burns

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And I think that if I were a for real celebrity that was recognizable everywhere, Id just crawl under a rock and you know, have someone run over the rock with a car, or something. – Steve Burns

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Im officially near-famous. If youve got four year old kids and youve got cable, then youve got no choice but to know who I am. But if youre one of my peers – a 26-year old guy who lives in Manhattan – you have no idea who I am. Im only famous if youre four. – Steve Burns

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I love Westerns and I remember as a kid climbing up on the couch and make it into a saddle and shoot guns and fall off. I would lay there after my death and my mom would tell me to eat lunch and Id say, Im still dead, Mom! I was Method, even then. – Creed Bratton

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I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing Maria from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up. – Adam Sandler

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My mom is still yelling at me because she needs more autographed pictures. – Ashton Kutcher

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My mom was so people-friendly. She was incredible. Shed go to the mall, and shed talk to everyone. Give people a kiss on the cheek. I think if I wasnt pushed around a lot, Id be great with people. Maybe I still can be. – Fred Couples

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