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I think I might actually die of showing off. Itll be on my headsto

I think I might actually die of showing off. Itll be on my headstone – Cause of Death: Showing Off. – Jenny Eclair

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Well, Im not good with sliminess. I hate the thought of creatures that have slime on them or creatures that leave a slimy trail. At home, the sight of a slug can bring up my breakfast. – Jenny Eclair

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Home
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Jenny Eclair
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I dont do marriage. I think its incredibly naff. And I dont like vulgar displays of ostentation. – Jenny Eclair

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Marriage
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Jenny Eclair
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As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965, I didnt know that funny women existed. It wasnt until I got back to England that I realised women could be funny. – Jenny Eclair

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funny
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How strange this fear of death is! We are never frightened at a sunset. – George MacDonald

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Death is a challenge. It tells us not to waste time… It tells us to tell each other right now that we love each other. – Leo Buscaglia

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Death

When sudden death takes a president, opportunities for new beginnings flourish among the ambitious and the tensions among such people can be dramatic, as they were when President Kennedy was killed. – Russell Baker

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Death

Hitchcock had to fight to the death to make his movies. – Alex Winter

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History is a pageant and not a philosophy. – Augustine Birrell, Obiter Dicta: The Muse of History

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