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I think I might actually die of showing off. Itll be on my headsto

I think I might actually die of showing off. Itll be on my headstone – Cause of Death: Showing Off. – Jenny Eclair

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I was trained as an actress. But I wasnt a very convincing actress, so I started doing punk poetry and then fell into doing stand-up. – Jenny Eclair

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Poetry
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Jenny Eclair
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As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965, I didnt know that funny women existed. It wasnt until I got back to England that I realised women could be funny. – Jenny Eclair

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funny
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Jenny Eclair
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Well, Im not good with sliminess. I hate the thought of creatures that have slime on them or creatures that leave a slimy trail. At home, the sight of a slug can bring up my breakfast. – Jenny Eclair

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Home
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Death
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Men are convinced of your arguments, your sincerity, and the seriousness of your efforts only by your death. – Albert Camus

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Death

Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain. – Mark Twain

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Death

Death by starvation is slow. – Mary Austin

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Death

Death, they say, acquits us of all obligations. – Michel de Montaigne

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