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I think I might actually die of showing off. Itll be on my headsto

I think I might actually die of showing off. Itll be on my headstone – Cause of Death: Showing Off. – Jenny Eclair

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I cant watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn off because it upsets me. I get comedy indigestion. I just hate anybody else being funny. Thats my job. – Jenny Eclair

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funny
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Jenny Eclair
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I was trained as an actress. But I wasnt a very convincing actress, so I started doing punk poetry and then fell into doing stand-up. – Jenny Eclair

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Poetry
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Jenny Eclair
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What has happened to the good old-fashioned travel agent? I want to go to a really posh travel agent and have them organise everything for me. I dont want to do things on the Internet. – Jenny Eclair

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Travel
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I have had death threats from people with fixations. – Enya

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Living is a sickness to which sleep provides relief every sixteen hours. Its a palliative. The remedy is death. – Nicolas Chamfort

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Im sick to death of people saying weve made 11 albums that sounds exactly the same, Infact, weve made 12 albums that sound exactly the same. – Angus Young

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I get scared to death when I see people who say theyve found Jesus Christ, and theyre out there, and I wonder, whos teaching them? Whos mentoring them? – Willie Aames

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