Quote by Jenny Eclair
I have a fear of poverty in old age. I have this vision of myself

I have a fear of poverty in old age. I have this vision of myself living in a skip and eating cat food. Its because Im freelance, and Ive never had a proper job. I dont have a pension, and my savings are dwindling. I always thought someone would just come along and look after me. – Jenny Eclair

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I cant watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn off because it upsets me. I get comedy indigestion. I just hate anybody else being funny. Thats my job. – Jenny Eclair

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Im very jealous of my daughters education. Shes been inspired by her teachers, and nobody inspired me as a teenager. – Jenny Eclair

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What has happened to the good old-fashioned travel agent? I want to go to a really posh travel agent and have them organise everything for me. I dont want to do things on the Internet. – Jenny Eclair

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I dont think that fundamentalism has anything to do with Jesus Christ. They call themselves Christians, but if thats Christian, count me out. Fundamentalism is built on fear and greed. Theyre telling you to give them your money otherwise youre going to hell. – Matthew Fox

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The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. – Josh Billings

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No one ever told me that grief felt so like fear. – C. S. Lewis

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