I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder. – Bill Maher
What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country. – Bill Maher
To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Whos your real friend? Its the person who tells you the truth. Thats who my real friends are. So, you know, I think as far as our country goes, we need more people who will do that. – Bill Maher
Things arent right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade? – Bill Maher