Drugs are a waste of time. They destroy your memory and your self-respect and everything that goes along with with your self-esteem. Theyre no good at all. – Kurt Cobain
My moms collard greens. No one else in the world can make them like hers. Im not just saying that because shes my mom. Shes got some Mississippi secret. I could seriously eat them every day. – Santigold
Numerous politicians have seized absolute power and muzzled the press. Never in history has the press seized absolute power and muzzled the politicians. – David Brinkley
If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn’t open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming. – Jack Handey
