People say you should read your criticism because it will make you a better person but it doesnt. It just makes you a sad bitter old showbiz nightmare. – Jo Brand
There are 10-20 times more male comics than female comics its something to do with the social structure of society. – Jo Brand
Who do I like? I am a big fan of French and Saunders – not that that they are particularly stand-up I have to say, but I think they have been great for women and they are of themselves just incredibly funny whether they are male or female. – Jo Brand
They say men can never experience the pain of childbirth. They can… if you hit them in the goolies with a cricket bat for fourteen hours. – Jo Brand