Quote by Sam Snead
These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball an

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. – Sam Snead

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If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, theyd starve to death. – Sam Snead

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