Quote by Sloane Crosley
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Im a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory. – Sloane Crosley

Other quotes by Sloane Crosley

Ah, the power of two. Theres nothing quite like it. Especially when it comes to paying utility bills, parenting, cooking elaborate meals, purchasing a grown-up bed, jumping rope and lifting heavy machinery. The world favours pairs. Who wants to waste the wood building an ark for singletons? – Sloane Crosley

Category:
parenting
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I hope to one day co-sign a lease with another person but, well, it doesnt plague me that I have yet to do so. Put it this way: Ive never had to violently tug at my own pillow at 2 A.M. to get myself to stop snoring. – Sloane Crosley

Category:
Hope
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Personal technology has given us the freedom of being able to do whatever we want – and in the case of celebrities and athletes, whomever they want. But it can also serve as a humiliation jetpack. – Sloane Crosley

Category:
Freedom
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Birthday
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John Candy knew he was going to die. He told me on his 40th birthday. He said, well, Maureen, Im on borrowed time. – Maureen OHara

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Birthday

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. – Chili Davis

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Birthday

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didnt have one. So I got a cake. – Mitch Hedberg

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Birthday

I crashed my boyfriends birthday when I was 12 years old. He didnt invite me and so I showed up. – Isla Fisher

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Birthday

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