Im a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory. – Sloane Crosley
I was diagnosed with a severe temporal spatial deficit, a learning disability that means I have zero spatial relations skills. It was official: I was a genius trapped in an idiots body. – Sloane Crosley
Personal technology has given us the freedom of being able to do whatever we want – and in the case of celebrities and athletes, whomever they want. But it can also serve as a humiliation jetpack. – Sloane Crosley
I have a disproportionate amount of faith in the goodness of the world and that everything will actually work out okay. – Sloane Crosley