If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? – Scott Adams
It doesnt take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation. – Scott Adams
When you hire that first person, then youre a boss. Youve got performance reviews. Youve got complaints about not making enough money. Youve got people who are just going to sell your story to the tabloids. – Scott Adams
I calculated the total time that humans have waited for web pages to load. It cancels out all the productivity gains of the information age. Sometimes I think the web is a big plot to keep people like me away from normal society. – Scott Adams
Its a wonderful thing working with young actors. I know a lot of people dont like working with children. I actually adore it, because you watch their imagination open up and you watch them start to learn this job that Ive been doing for so long. They come with such a lack of cynicism. – Michelle Forbes