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In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldnt have to ride around with jerks. – Scott Adams

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Theres kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat if you dont pet her for 10 minutes shell bother you for six hours. – Scott Adams

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Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion. – Scott Adams

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The good ideas are all hammered out in agony by individuals, not spewed out by groups. – Charles Browder

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Had I been present at the creation of the world I would have proposed some improvements. – Alfonso X

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Make visible what, without you, might perhaps never have been seen. – Robert Bresson

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Originality is the essence of true scholarship. Creativity is the soul of the true scholar. – Nnamdi Azikiwe

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