Quote by Joe Ryan
There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's

There’s nothing to match curling up with a good book when there’s a repair job to be done around the house. – Joe Ryan

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There is no daily chore so trivial that it cannot be made important by skipping it two days running. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Vacuums don’t clean houses. People clean houses. – Everybody Loves Raymond, “Humm Vac,” written by Lew Schneider, original airdate

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This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, “Honey, do this,” and “Honey, do that” around the house. – Jim Lemon

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Three-fourths of the Earth’s surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn. – Chuck Clark

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The governments War on Poverty has transformed poverty from a short-term misfortune into a career choice. – Harry Browne

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