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There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's

There’s nothing to match curling up with a good book when there’s a repair job to be done around the house. – Joe Ryan

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We labor to make a house a home, then every time we’re expecting visitors, we rush to turn it back into a house. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors. – Bette Midler

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Housework

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if youre going to be lazy. – Shirley Conran

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Housework

Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum – “My God, the floor’s immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch.” – Joan Rivers

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Housework

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