Quote by Wendy Liebman
My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice.

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father. – Wendy Liebman

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I dont think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students – they were so smart, and what I contributed to the house was, I was the funny one. – Wendy Liebman

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I took an acting class. After the first day, the teacher quit, so they said take another. When I saw How to be a Stand-up Comedian, it resonated. I realized Id rather make 200 people laugh than make one person cry. – Wendy Liebman

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My house has always been like everyones house. You walk in, youre a part of the family, no matter who you are, what celebrity status you are, everyone is treated the same – with love from my mom. – Vinny Guadagnino

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I didnt understand that I could sing until I was like 11 or 12. My mom heard me singing around the house and she said, What are you doing? You really can sing! So then I started going to school and singing to the girls. – Chris Brown

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We always had Vogue in our house. But, when I was around 12, my Mom finally took me seriously about modeling and put a stack of magazines in front of me, then told me to study all the poses. The ones I loved the most were in Vogue. – Chanel Iman

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Naturally, people are curious about how my real mom feels about me having a TV mom. – Rico Rodriguez

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