Quote by Wendy Liebman
My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice.

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father. – Wendy Liebman

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I dont think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students – they were so smart, and what I contributed to the house was, I was the funny one. – Wendy Liebman

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funny
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I took an acting class. After the first day, the teacher quit, so they said take another. When I saw How to be a Stand-up Comedian, it resonated. I realized Id rather make 200 people laugh than make one person cry. – Wendy Liebman

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My mom would give me a piece to play, but I wouldnt do any theory because when it came time to do it I would sneak back upstairs and watch TV. So, I had these kind of nonchalant lessons for years, then it just started soaking in. – Vanessa Carlton

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Some of the best times Ive spent in Colorado have been in the backcountry with my mom and siblings, and more recently, with my own kids. That is why Im concerned to see todays kids spending more time browsing the Internet than exploring nature. – Mark Udall

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My mom had me when she was 16, and I was an only child, which is probably why I received a lot of love and didnt miss that my father wasnt around. – Brett Ratner

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For as long as Ive been acting, I have been very lucky to be paired with really great actresses playing my mom. – Rico Rodriguez

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Our prejudices are our mistresses; reason is at best our wife, very often heard indeed, but seldom minded. – Lord Chesterfield

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