Quote by Wendy Liebman
My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice.

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father. – Wendy Liebman

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I took an acting class. After the first day, the teacher quit, so they said take another. When I saw How to be a Stand-up Comedian, it resonated. I realized Id rather make 200 people laugh than make one person cry. – Wendy Liebman

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I dont think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students – they were so smart, and what I contributed to the house was, I was the funny one. – Wendy Liebman

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My mom was a Democrat and I was scared to death that she was gonna blow it. First I was going to hell with Monroe, and now to Republican hell with Nixon. – Tommy Rettig

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One of my most sentimental items is my grandmothers engagement ring that my mom gave me a few years ago. Its a Victorian-style setting thats closed in the back, so it doesnt sparkle the way diamonds do now. I wear it as a pendant. – Georgina Chapman

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I never thought I was a great mom. I always worked. I fell in love with my children as they got older. – Marla Gibbs

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Growing up, my ideals were Barbra Streisand, Cher, and my mom. – Kevyn Aucoin

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