Quote by Wendy Liebman
My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice.

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father. – Wendy Liebman

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I took an acting class. After the first day, the teacher quit, so they said take another. When I saw How to be a Stand-up Comedian, it resonated. I realized Id rather make 200 people laugh than make one person cry. – Wendy Liebman

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I dont think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students – they were so smart, and what I contributed to the house was, I was the funny one. – Wendy Liebman

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