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My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mi

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. – Mike Myers

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My Dad was from Liverpool, and he picked it up in the army. Hed often come out with this stuff. – Mike Myers

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Austin sounds a little bit like Aston Martin, which is the type of car James Bond would drive. – Mike Myers

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I bought some batteries, but they werent included. – Steven Wright

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