Quote by Mike Myers
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mi

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. – Mike Myers

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My dad sold encyclopedias and my mom worked in a factory office. – Mike Myers

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Austin sounds a little bit like Aston Martin, which is the type of car James Bond would drive. – Mike Myers

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Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny, and interesting. – Tucker Carlson

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Its a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. Weve got this huge cast of characters that we can move around. And over the last few seasons, weve explored some of the secondary characters personal lives a bit more. – Matt Groening

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I never thought of myself as like, a funny person. – Lena Dunham

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I understand a woman who validates herself by getting attention from the opposite sex. I have a friend who is that to a T… Doesnt mean she isnt a good person. Thats a funny character to play. – Cheryl Hines

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Things look different from the seat of a bike carrying a sleeping bag with a cold beer tucked inside. – Jim Malusa

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The more I train the more I realize I have more speed in me. – Leroy Burrell

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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people. – Will Rogers

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My ambition was to stop waiting tables. That was how I measured success: finally, I was able to stop waiting tables, and I was able to pay the rent, and that was by being a stand-up comic. Not a very good stand-up comic, but good enough to make a living. – Graham Norton

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