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My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mi

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. – Mike Myers

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My father was always a straight-up funny guy. He was silly. He was my inspiration. – Mike Myers

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My dad sold encyclopedias and my mom worked in a factory office. – Mike Myers

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My Dad was from Liverpool, and he picked it up in the army. Hed often come out with this stuff. – Mike Myers

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Until you walk a mile in another mans moccasins you cant imagine the smell. – Robert Byrne

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I have an older sister named Haley and she wanted to be an actress. So I wanted to be an actress. Its really funny the way that some people dont give kids enough credit for like really being driven, and really wanting to do things so badly. – Hilary Duff

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On the stage youre there, its live. Theres a beginning, a middle, an end. When something is funny you hear it right away. – Theodore Bikel

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So what I do now is to pre-empt that by making the up into a virtue, and telling funny stories about how crap I am before people have a chance to notice it for themselves and think maybe I havent realised. – Emily Mortimer

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If youve got a talent, protect it. – Jim Carrey

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