Quote by Mike Myers
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mi

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. – Mike Myers

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And I love Mel Brooks. My Dad loved his movies, too, theyre awesome, the kind of thing that if youre in for ten minutes, youre in for two hours. – Mike Myers

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My father was always a straight-up funny guy. He was silly. He was my inspiration. – Mike Myers

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Austin sounds a little bit like Aston Martin, which is the type of car James Bond would drive. – Mike Myers

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There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world. – Jean Baudrillard

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I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic… That to me was funny. – Christopher Meloni

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