Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death. – Mike Myers
My father was always a straight-up funny guy. He was silly. He was my inspiration. – Mike Myers

Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death. – Mike Myers
My father was always a straight-up funny guy. He was silly. He was my inspiration. – Mike Myers
And I thought, when I have kids, thats the sort of well told, silly, and fun fairy tale that I would want to take them to. But it was an amazing experience. And I think Shrek is a real classic, a fairy tale classic. – Mike Myers
Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is so much different than ours, which is exactly why a movie about them would be funny. – Mike Myers