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That shes the worst driver in the history of drivers. If I know sh

That shes the worst driver in the history of drivers. If I know shes going somewhere, I stay home. When asked what time has taught him about Jennifer Aniston – Matthew Perry

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I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then Id get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. Ive since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her. – Matthew Perry

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The key to sitcom success is miserable people. If you see a happy couple, its just gone, like when Sam and Diane got together on Cheers. – Matthew Perry

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I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months. – Matthew Perry

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Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due. – Author Unknown

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Road rage is the expression of the amateur sociopath in all of us, cured by running into a professional. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. – Henry Morgan

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The car has become the carapace, the protective and aggressive shell, of urban and suburban man. – Marshall McLuhan, Understanding Media

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