Quote by Matthew Perry
That shes the worst driver in the history of drivers. If I know sh

That shes the worst driver in the history of drivers. If I know shes going somewhere, I stay home. When asked what time has taught him about Jennifer Aniston – Matthew Perry

Other quotes by Matthew Perry

I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months. – Matthew Perry

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car
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I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then Id get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. Ive since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her. – Matthew Perry

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dating
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The key to sitcom success is miserable people. If you see a happy couple, its just gone, like when Sam and Diane got together on Cheers. – Matthew Perry

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Success
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Other Quotes from
Driving
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Driving a brand new car feels like riding around in an open billfold with the dollars flapping by your ears as they fly out the window. – Grey Livingston

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Driving

The longest journey begins with a single step, not with a turn of the ignition key. – Edward Abbey

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Driving

I dont like driving very much. That makes me very unhappy, because I scream a lot in the car, but other than that, life is actually pretty good. – Whoopi Goldberg

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Driving

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. – Henry Morgan

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Driving

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I dont think its always good to read lots of poetry. – Amber Tamblyn

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Poetry

Money is our madness, our vast collective madness. – David Herbert Lawrence

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Money

The results of this survey are shocking and should be a wake-up call to men and women that drinking and smoking too much not only gives you a bad headache in the morning but can affect your ability to start a family. – Ann Robinson

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Morning

We will always make sure player health and safety is our No. 1 priority in the NFL. – Roger Goodell

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Health