Quote by Matthew Perry
That shes the worst driver in the history of drivers. If I know sh

That shes the worst driver in the history of drivers. If I know shes going somewhere, I stay home. When asked what time has taught him about Jennifer Aniston – Matthew Perry

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The key to sitcom success is miserable people. If you see a happy couple, its just gone, like when Sam and Diane got together on Cheers. – Matthew Perry

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Success
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I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then Id get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. Ive since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her. – Matthew Perry

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dating
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I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months. – Matthew Perry

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car
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It seems to make an auto driver mad if he misses you. – Kin Hubbard

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Driving

Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! – Author unknown, as seen on a shirt

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Driving

I feel like I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe. – Author Unknown

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Driving

Eighty percent of the people of Britain want more money spent on public transport — in order that other people will travel on the buses so that there is more room for them to drive their cars. – John Selwyn Gummer, The Independent, 1994

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Driving

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The best man is like water.
Water is good; it benefits all things and does not compete with them.
It dwells in lowly places that all disdain.
This is why it is so near to Tao. – Lao-Tzu

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If God has created us in His image, we have more than returned the compliment. – Voltaire

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