Quote by Matthew Perry
That shes the worst driver in the history of drivers. If I know sh

That shes the worst driver in the history of drivers. If I know shes going somewhere, I stay home. When asked what time has taught him about Jennifer Aniston – Matthew Perry

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The key to sitcom success is miserable people. If you see a happy couple, its just gone, like when Sam and Diane got together on Cheers. – Matthew Perry

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Success
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I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then Id get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. Ive since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her. – Matthew Perry

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dating
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I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months. – Matthew Perry

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car
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Im the worst person to be stuck with in a traffic jam. – Larry King

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Driving

If everything comes your way, you are in the wrong lane. – Author Unknown

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Driving

Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race. – H.G. Wells

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Driving

Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams. – Mary Ellen Kelly

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Driving

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