Quote by Matthew Perry
That shes the worst driver in the history of drivers. If I know sh

That shes the worst driver in the history of drivers. If I know shes going somewhere, I stay home. When asked what time has taught him about Jennifer Aniston – Matthew Perry

Other quotes by Matthew Perry

I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months. – Matthew Perry

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car
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I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then Id get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. Ive since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her. – Matthew Perry

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dating
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The key to sitcom success is miserable people. If you see a happy couple, its just gone, like when Sam and Diane got together on Cheers. – Matthew Perry

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Success
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Other Quotes from
Driving
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And I, I took the road less traveled by. I was using a GPS system. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Driving

If everything comes your way, you are in the wrong lane. – Author Unknown

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Driving

A driver is a king on a vinyl bucket-seat throne, changing direction with the turn of a wheel, changing the climate with a flick of the button, changing the music with the switch of a dial. – Andrew Malcolm

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Driving

Each year it seems to take less time to fly across the ocean and longer to drive to work. – Author Unknown

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Driving

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That which does not kill us makes us stronger. – Friedrich Nietzsche

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strength

The reflection of the world is blues, thats where that part of the music is at. Then you got this other kind of music thats tryin to come around. – Jimi Hendrix

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Music

Im good at coming up with wacky characters and funny dialogue. – Marlon Wayans

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funny

Indiana Jones is very much an old-world kind of hero. He doesnt really have any kind of superpower or rely on any kind of technology to help him out of things. – Jamie Bell

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Technology