Quote by Matthew Perry
That shes the worst driver in the history of drivers. If I know sh

That shes the worst driver in the history of drivers. If I know shes going somewhere, I stay home. When asked what time has taught him about Jennifer Aniston – Matthew Perry

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I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then Id get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. Ive since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her. – Matthew Perry

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The key to sitcom success is miserable people. If you see a happy couple, its just gone, like when Sam and Diane got together on Cheers. – Matthew Perry

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I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months. – Matthew Perry

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Anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. – Author Unknown

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It seems to make an auto driver mad if he misses you. – Kin Hubbard

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You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. – Author Unknown

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I feel like I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe. – Author Unknown

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