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That shes the worst driver in the history of drivers. If I know sh

That shes the worst driver in the history of drivers. If I know shes going somewhere, I stay home. When asked what time has taught him about Jennifer Aniston – Matthew Perry

Other quotes by Matthew Perry

I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months. – Matthew Perry

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car
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Matthew Perry
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The key to sitcom success is miserable people. If you see a happy couple, its just gone, like when Sam and Diane got together on Cheers. – Matthew Perry

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Success
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Matthew Perry
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I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then Id get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. Ive since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her. – Matthew Perry

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dating
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Other Quotes from
Driving
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A driver is a king on a vinyl bucket-seat throne, changing direction with the turn of a wheel, changing the climate with a flick of the button, changing the music with the switch of a dial. – Andrew Malcolm

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Driving

We are not proving ourselves spiritually worthy of our material progress. We have not been neighborly, courteous, and kind upon the highway. Our lack of decency toward our fellow men is a definite black mark against us. – Cary T. Grayson

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Driving

Fasten your seat belts, its going to be a bumpy night! As Margo Channing in All About Eve – Bette Davis

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Driving

And I, I took the road less traveled by. I was using a GPS system. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Driving

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I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from. – Eddie Izzard

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I think that the power is the principle. The principle of moving forward, as though you have the confidence to move forward, eventually gives you confidence when you look back and see what youve done. – Robert Downey, Jr.

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power

Men have a respect for scholarship and learning greatly out of proportion to the use they commonly serve. – Henry David Thoreau

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AIDS occupies such a large part in our awareness because of what it has been taken to represent. It seems the very model of all the catastrophes privileged populations feel await them. – Susan Sontag

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AIDS