A pedestrian is someone who thought there were a couple of gallons left in the tank. – Author Unknown Category: Driving
You must have control of the authorship of your own destiny. The pen that writes your life story must be held in your own hand. – Irene C. Kassorla Category: Be Yourself
Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals. – Finley Peter Dunne Category: Food
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. – Lin Yutang Category: Humor
If you get into a Broadway show and it doesnt work, youre a failure. And if it does work, you may be stuck for who knows how long. It just doesnt sound great to me! – Betty White Category: Failure
