On the other hand, the Bible contains much that is relevant today, like Noah taking 40 days to find a place to park. – Curtis McDougall Category: Driving
Anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. – Author Unknown Category: Driving
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. – Winston Churchill Category: Election Day
Any fool knows that bravado is always a cover-up for insecurity. Thats the truth. And on that note, Ill say goodnight. God love you. – Bobby Darin Category: God
In some parts of life, like mathematics and science, yeah, I was a genius. I would top all the top scores you could ever measure it by. – Steve Wozniak Category: Science
The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open. – Chuck Palahniuk Category: Happiness
