Quote by Matthew Perry
The key to sitcom success is miserable people. If you see a happy

The key to sitcom success is miserable people. If you see a happy couple, its just gone, like when Sam and Diane got together on Cheers. – Matthew Perry

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I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then Id get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. Ive since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her. – Matthew Perry

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dating
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That shes the worst driver in the history of drivers. If I know shes going somewhere, I stay home. When asked what time has taught him about Jennifer Aniston – Matthew Perry

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Driving
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I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months. – Matthew Perry

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car
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Other Quotes from
Success
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I wanted to highlight that whole dreadful process in book publishing that nothing succeeds like success. – Doris Lessing

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Success

Modesty should be typical of the success of a champion. – Major Taylor

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Success

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. – Anna Pavlova

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Success

I suppose your security is your success and your key to success is your fine palate. – Gordon Ramsay

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Success

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A friend of mine has a big farm in the desert, and she picks up feathers and roadkill for me, then makes it into clothes. I think its cool to wear roadkill. If I died and somebody wanted to wear my teeth around their neck to VMAs, Id feel honored. – Kesha

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cool

Windows is just DOS in drag. – Author Unknown

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Computers

Write a wise saying and your name will live forever. – Author unknown

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Quotations

A house is never still in darkness to those who listen intently; there is a whispering in distant chambers, an unearthly hand presses the snib of the window, the latch rises. Ghosts were created when the first man woke in the night. – J.M. Barrie, The Little Minister, 1891

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Ghosts