Quote by Matthew Perry
The key to sitcom success is miserable people. If you see a happy

The key to sitcom success is miserable people. If you see a happy couple, its just gone, like when Sam and Diane got together on Cheers. – Matthew Perry

Other quotes by Matthew Perry

I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then Id get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. Ive since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her. – Matthew Perry

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dating
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I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months. – Matthew Perry

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car
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That shes the worst driver in the history of drivers. If I know shes going somewhere, I stay home. When asked what time has taught him about Jennifer Aniston – Matthew Perry

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Driving
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Other Quotes from
Success
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It is not the going out of port, but the coming in, that determines the success of a voyage. – Henry Ward Beecher

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Success

To many a man, and sometimes to a youth, there comes the opportunity to choose between honorable competence and tainted wealth. The young man who starts out to be poor and honorable, holds in his hand one of the strongest elements of success. – Orison Swett Marden

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Success

Success is full of promise till one gets it, and then it seems like a nest from which the bird has flown. – Henry Ward Beecher

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Success

Permanent success cannot be achieved except by incessant intellectual labour, always inspired by the ideal. – Sarah Bernhardt

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Success

Random Quotes

The reputations of the nineteenth century will one day be quoted to prove its barbarism. – Ralph Waldo Emerson, “Uses of Great Men” (lecture)

Category:
Civilization

I feel comfortable around every driver out there and each driver is in charge of their own car, but you feel very secure racing the competition out there. – Kurt Busch

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car

Negative humor is forgotten immediately. Its the stuff that makes us feel better about our lives that lives long. Much more satisfying. Enter childrens books. – Berkeley Breathed

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Humor

To bear is to conquer our fate. – Thomas Campbell

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Endurance