Quote by Matthew Perry
I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a gir

I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then Id get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. Ive since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her. – Matthew Perry

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My boyfriend calls me princess, but I think of myself more along the lines of monkey and retard. – Alicia Silverstone

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Coming through the fire and through the storm of life with a strong man, my fiance Ashanti, whom Ive been dating for eight months and two wonderful children beside me, Im just so happy that I have been able to maintain my integrity and get to where I am today with the right energy around me. – Angie Stone

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Heres the funny thing about the response Ive been aware of to my dating famous people: Its been very negative. Im either not good-looking enough, not a good enough actor or not successful enough for these people. – Dax Shepard

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