Quote by Matthew Perry
I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not

I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months. – Matthew Perry

Other quotes by Matthew Perry

That shes the worst driver in the history of drivers. If I know shes going somewhere, I stay home. When asked what time has taught him about Jennifer Aniston – Matthew Perry

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Driving
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I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then Id get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. Ive since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her. – Matthew Perry

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dating
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The key to sitcom success is miserable people. If you see a happy couple, its just gone, like when Sam and Diane got together on Cheers. – Matthew Perry

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Success
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car
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I dont get rattled about the big things. I get rattled when I have to pick up my laundry, get gas in the car, pick up a script. – Sherry Stringfield

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car

When I was little, I used to work with my dad on the engine of his car. Mostly this was a matter of me handing him wrenches. – Mireille Enos

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car

In college, my big money memory was saving up to buy a car with my boyfriend, whom I lived with. – Christie Hefner

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car

Once I accepted Christ I immediately had peace. I still didnt have a place to live, I still didnt have a car, but I had peace. – Sherri Shepherd

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car

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I slept with faith and found a corpse in my arms on awakening; I drank and danced all night with doubt and found her a virgin in the morning. – Aleister Crowley, Book of Lies

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Philosophical

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. – Winston Churchill

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Morning

I am indebted to my father for living, but to my teacher for living well. – Alexander the Great

All religions issue bibles against him, and say most injurious things about him, but we never hear his side. – Mark Twain, about the Devil

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Perspective