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I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months. – Matthew Perry

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I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then Id get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. Ive since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her. – Matthew Perry

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dating
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The key to sitcom success is miserable people. If you see a happy couple, its just gone, like when Sam and Diane got together on Cheers. – Matthew Perry

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Success
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That shes the worst driver in the history of drivers. If I know shes going somewhere, I stay home. When asked what time has taught him about Jennifer Aniston – Matthew Perry

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Driving
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Im lucky because my dad taught me to be frugal and save. And thats important because I want to know that I dont have to take an acting job for two or three years if I dont want to and that Ill still be able to make my house and car payments and buy food for my dogs. – Ashley Greene

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car

From 1997 when we came in, you guys and the public bought seven million more cars. You didnt get rid of the second car, did you? So what is happening is the growth of cars on the motorway. – John Prescott

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car

I dont purposely speed, but I might go over by five or six miles an hour from time to time. It doesnt give me a buzz driving on normal roads, because I cant go fast enough. Its never going to be anything like an F1 car. – Jenson Button

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car

But I have a driver, so I can return calls while Im in the car. – Donna Shalala

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car

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