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I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months. – Matthew Perry

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I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then Id get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. Ive since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her. – Matthew Perry

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dating
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The key to sitcom success is miserable people. If you see a happy couple, its just gone, like when Sam and Diane got together on Cheers. – Matthew Perry

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Success
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That shes the worst driver in the history of drivers. If I know shes going somewhere, I stay home. When asked what time has taught him about Jennifer Aniston – Matthew Perry

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Driving
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When the Exxon Valdez spilled in 1989, I was angry. I even wrote on the back of my car, Boycott Exxon! – Alexandra Paul

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car

I dont run a car, have never run a car. I could say that this is because I have this extremely tender environmentalist conscience, but the fact is I hate driving. – David Attenborough

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car

The lead car is unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. – Murray Walker

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car

A muscle is like a car. If you want it to run well early in the morning, you have to warm it up. – Florence Griffith Joyner

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car

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As a rule, my focus is on classical music, but I love jazz. I love everything, actually. – Julie Andrews

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Dinner conversation at the Cohens meant my sister, mom, and I relaying in brutal detail the days events in a state of amplified hysteria, while my father listened to his own smooth jazz station in his head. – Andy Cohen

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mom

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. – Salvador Dali

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Those that despise people will never get the best out of others and themselves. – Alexis de Tocqueville

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best