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I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not

I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months. – Matthew Perry

Other quotes by Matthew Perry

I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then Id get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. Ive since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her. – Matthew Perry

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dating
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Matthew Perry
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The key to sitcom success is miserable people. If you see a happy couple, its just gone, like when Sam and Diane got together on Cheers. – Matthew Perry

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Success
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Matthew Perry
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That shes the worst driver in the history of drivers. If I know shes going somewhere, I stay home. When asked what time has taught him about Jennifer Aniston – Matthew Perry

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Driving
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Matthew Perry
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Other Quotes from
car
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We have an uncanny ability to make birds do what we want them to do. In Blood Simple theres a shot from the bumper of a car and its going up this road and a huge flock of birds takes off at the perfect moment. – Joel Coen

Category:
car

Well, you go to Holland and everybodys on a bike – nobody would think to have a car. – Stone Gossard

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car

Driving race cars was an avenue for me to learn how to build my own car, and that was my ambition all along. – Caroll Shelby

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car

Im a car singer, in fact sometimes I pretend to take my dog out for a walk, and Ill just drive him around and start singin. – Casey Abrams

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car

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I put on lip balm first thing in the morning and always use it before I swipe on my red lipstick. – Heather Morris

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I think its something that needs to be said – that there are interracial marriages out there, and the couples live happy lives, and theres nothing wrong with it. – Tia Mowry

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