Quote by Matthew Perry
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I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months. – Matthew Perry

Other quotes by Matthew Perry

The key to sitcom success is miserable people. If you see a happy couple, its just gone, like when Sam and Diane got together on Cheers. – Matthew Perry

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Success
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That shes the worst driver in the history of drivers. If I know shes going somewhere, I stay home. When asked what time has taught him about Jennifer Aniston – Matthew Perry

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Driving
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I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then Id get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. Ive since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her. – Matthew Perry

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dating
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Other Quotes from
car
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I dont want to rap about my car. How generic is that? Be creative. – Andy Milonakis

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car

I want to let my friend Buster know that I would like to have dinner with him tonight. Does Buster work at home? Then how likely is he to have his cell phone on? Is he one of those people who only turns on his cell when hes in his car? I hate that. – Susan Orlean

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car

I think that people dont know how to do anything anymore. My father was a janitor. He could take a car apart and put it back together. He could build a house in the back yard. Today, if you ask people what they know, they say, I know how to hire someone. – Walter Mosley

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car

Ive got Aspergers syndrome and Im not a very good people person, so Ive always been more comfortable around machinery. Not in a weird way – I dont want to marry my car or anything stupid like that! – Gary Numan

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car

Random Quotes

Im not really a morning person. – Steve Burton

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Morning

I think Gina Rowlands is an amazing actress. – Angela Sarafyan

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amazing

I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere. – James Thurber

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Women

The obligation of subjects to the sovereign is understood to last as long, and no longer, than the power lasteth by which he is able to protect them. – Thomas Hobbes

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power