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I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months. – Matthew Perry

Other quotes by Matthew Perry

The key to sitcom success is miserable people. If you see a happy couple, its just gone, like when Sam and Diane got together on Cheers. – Matthew Perry

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Success
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Matthew Perry
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That shes the worst driver in the history of drivers. If I know shes going somewhere, I stay home. When asked what time has taught him about Jennifer Aniston – Matthew Perry

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Driving
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Matthew Perry
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I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then Id get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. Ive since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her. – Matthew Perry

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dating
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Matthew Perry
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Other Quotes from
car
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Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still cant drive. – Bud Abbott

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car

In L.A., I dont really want to go out because traffic sucks so bad. Im sorry, Im not going to spend five hours a day in my car, so you have to choose where you live very carefully. – Holly Madison

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car

I worked for this company that repossessed cars. Sure enough, the day after I quit, they repossessed my car, but that would probably be my strangest job to date. You have to work your way up to become a hardcore repo man. – Romany Malco

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car

Ive still got that little freedom part of me that wants to have a car that looks really sexy. – Patrice ONeal

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car

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Without forgiveness life is governed by… an endless cycle of resentment and retaliation. – Roberto Assagioli

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