If you tell the truth, you dont have to remember anything. – Mark Twain
Man – a creature made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain

If you tell the truth, you dont have to remember anything. – Mark Twain
Man – a creature made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain
I didnt attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. – Mark Twain
No God and no religion can survive ridicule. No political church, no nobility, no royalty or other fraud, can face ridicule in a fair field, and live. – Mark Twain