If you tell the truth, you dont have to remember anything. – Mark Twain
I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time. – Mark Twain
If you tell the truth, you dont have to remember anything. – Mark Twain
I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time. – Mark Twain
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. – Mark Twain
In the real world, the right thing never happens in the right place and the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians to make it appear that it has. – Mark Twain
Im most proud of the blessings that God has bestowed upon me, in my life. Hes given me the vision to truly see that you can fall down, but you can still get back up. Hopefully Ill learn from my mistakes and have the opportunity to strengthen and improve the next thing I do. – Martin Lawrence