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Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of th

Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. – Ambrose Bierce

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Enthusiasm – a distemper of youth, curable by small doses of repentance in connection with outward applications of experience. – Ambrose Bierce

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Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke. – Ambrose Bierce

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Anytime I see someone blocking the aisle in the supermarket while talking on a phone, I want to ram that person with my shopping cart. – Richard Turner (1937-2011), The Grammar Curmudgeon, a.k.a. “The Mudge,” from “Th

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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink. – Fran Lebowitz

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The bathtub was invented in 1850 and the telephone in 1875. In other words, if you had been living in 1850, you could have sat in the bathtub for 25 years without having to answer the phone. – Bill DeWitt, 1972

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How come wrong numbers are never busy? – Author Unknown

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Practice easing your way along…Do your best; take it as it comes. You can handle anything if you think you can. Just keep your cool and your sense of humor. – Smiley Blanton

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Everybody in their own imagination decides what scary is. – Yvonne Craig

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And what holds good of verse holds infinitely better in respect to prose. – James Payn

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We cant go to people who have lost their job at GM and say, Oh, by the way, we are going to pay money to build a road here or inoculate children there, unless we can demonstrate that it is in Americas interest. I happen to think it is. – Hillary Clinton

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