A woman is a person who reaches for a chair when she answers the telephone. – Milton Wright Category: Telephones
The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink. – Fran Lebowitz Category: Telephones
Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. – Ambrose Bierce Category: Telephones
Education begins at home and I applaud the parents who recognize that they – not someone else – must take responsibility to assure that their children are well educated. – Ernest Istook Category: Education
