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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to of

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink. – Fran Lebowitz

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Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers. – Fran Lebowitz

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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football. – Fran Lebowitz

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How come wrong numbers are never busy? – Author Unknown

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A woman is a person who reaches for a chair when she answers the telephone. – Milton Wright

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Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. – Ambrose Bierce

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Cell phones are the latest invention in rudeness. – Terri Guillemets, 2005

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