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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink. – Fran Lebowitz

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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior. – Fran Lebowitz

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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. – Fran Lebowitz

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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, dont teach him to subtract teach him to deduct. – Fran Lebowitz

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Anytime I see someone blocking the aisle in the supermarket while talking on a phone, I want to ram that person with my shopping cart. – Richard Turner (1937-2011), The Grammar Curmudgeon, a.k.a. “The Mudge,” from “Th

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The bathtub was invented in 1850 and the telephone in 1875. In other words, if you had been living in 1850, you could have sat in the bathtub for 25 years without having to answer the phone. – Bill DeWitt, 1972

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A woman is a person who reaches for a chair when she answers the telephone. – Milton Wright

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How come wrong numbers are never busy? – Author Unknown

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Today, Im very happy about myself, because I realized my dreams. I learned how to understand what people want. – Roberto Cavalli

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