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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to of

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink. – Fran Lebowitz

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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat. – Fran Lebowitz

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Cell phones are the latest invention in rudeness. – Terri Guillemets, 2005

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How come wrong numbers are never busy? – Author Unknown

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Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. – Ambrose Bierce

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The bathtub was invented in 1850 and the telephone in 1875. In other words, if you had been living in 1850, you could have sat in the bathtub for 25 years without having to answer the phone. – Bill DeWitt, 1972

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