Technology will definitely solve all our problems, but in the process it will create brand new ones. But thats O.K. because the most you can expect from life is to get to solve better and better problems. – Scott Adams
Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting. – Scott Adams
I calculated the total time that humans have waited for web pages to load. It cancels out all the productivity gains of the information age. Sometimes I think the web is a big plot to keep people like me away from normal society. – Scott Adams
When you hire that first person, then youre a boss. Youve got performance reviews. Youve got complaints about not making enough money. Youve got people who are just going to sell your story to the tabloids. – Scott Adams