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In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldnt have to ride around with jerks. – Scott Adams

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Technology will definitely solve all our problems, but in the process it will create brand new ones. But thats O.K. because the most you can expect from life is to get to solve better and better problems. – Scott Adams

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The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the – Scott Adams

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We think the Mac will sell zillions, but we didnt build the Mac for anybody else. We built it for ourselves. We were the group of people who were going to judge whether it was great or not. We werent going to go out and do market research. We just wanted to build the best thing we could build. – Steve Jobs

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