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In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldnt have to ride around with jerks. – Scott Adams

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Obviously theres not much options when youre a cartoonist – you pretty much either work at home or rent an office I guess, and working at home just seems easier. – Scott Adams

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