In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldnt have to ride around with jerks. – Scott Adams
Theres kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat if you dont pet her for 10 minutes shell bother you for six hours. – Scott Adams
I think Dilbert will remain popular as long as employees are frustrated and they fear the consequences of complaining too loudly. Dilbert is the designated voice of discontent for the workplace. I never planned it that way. It just happened. – Scott Adams
Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting. – Scott Adams