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In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldnt have to ride around with jerks. – Scott Adams

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Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently. – Scott Adams

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When you hire that first person, then youre a boss. Youve got performance reviews. Youve got complaints about not making enough money. Youve got people who are just going to sell your story to the tabloids. – Scott Adams

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