Ah, if he could have plunged up into the clouds, so as to sweep thereon through the undulating heavens over the boundless earth!—ah, if he could have floated with the flower-fragrance over the flowers,—could have streamed with the wind over the summits, through the woods! – Jean Paul Friedrich Richter, Hesperus, or Forty-Five Dog-Post-Days: A Biography,

Most sports only need one ball. Mine takes both. Skydive! – Author Unknown

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. – Author Unknown