Logo
You know you're a skydiver when you show up at the drop zone even

You know you’re a skydiver when you show up at the drop zone even on the worst-weather days because at least you can sit around drinking beer. – Author Unknown

No other quotes found from this author.
Other Quotes from
Skydiving
category

Only skydivers know why the birds sing. They never have to pack a parachute. – Author Unknown

Category:
Skydiving

You know you’re a skydiver when you don’t remember your anniversary or your mother’s birthday, but you know down to the second how much accumulated free fall time you have. – Author Unknown

Category:
Skydiving

If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn’t open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming. – Jack Handey

Category:
Skydiving

Aviation is not in itself inherently dangerous. But to an even greater degree than even the sea, it is terribly unforgiving of any carelessness, incapacity or neglect. – Alfred Gilmer Lamplugh

Category:
Skydiving

Random Quotes

Poetry is the utterance of deep and heart-felt truth – the true poet is very near the oracle. – Edwin Hubbel Chapin

Category:
Poetry

I cant find my car keys in the morning. Trying to get out of my house is a nightmare. Wheres my wallet? Where are my keys? I have to go find a missing person. – Anthony LaPaglia

Category:
car

Smile at each other, smile at your wife, smile at your husband, smile at your children, smile at each other — it doesnt matter who it is — and that will help you to grow up in greater love for each other. – Mother Theresa

Category:
smile

Happiness is a virtue, not its reward. – Baruch Spinoza

Category:
Happiness