A conference is a gathering of people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done. – Fred A. Allen Category: Committee
Whoever invented the meeting must have had Hollywood in mind. I think they should consider giving Oscars for meetings: Best Meeting of the Year, Best Supporting Meeting, Best Meeting Based on Material from Another Meeting. – William Goldman Category: Committee
Meetings are a symptom of bad organization. The fewer meetings the better. – Peter Drucker Category: Committee
There is only one ultimate and effectual preventive for the maladies to which flesh is heir, and that is death. – Harvey Cushing Category: Death
The love of beauty in its multiple forms is the noblest gift of the human cerebrum. – Alexis Carrel Category: Beauty