A conference is a gathering of people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done. – Fred A. Allen Category: Committee
Whoever invented the meeting must have had Hollywood in mind. I think they should consider giving Oscars for meetings: Best Meeting of the Year, Best Supporting Meeting, Best Meeting Based on Material from Another Meeting. – William Goldman Category: Committee
Committee: A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit to do the unnecessary. – Richard Harkness Category: Committee
